Nevada City, CA, The Guy Not At OR, a web phenomenon unseen since the days of William Hung, has finally released his review of Not At OR's Big Kahunas - the top three pieces of gear that made Not At OR special.
"These are things you don't see at OR, cuz, uh, well, they're not at OR," says The Guy Not At OR. "It's stuff spotted roaming the aisles - more like the hall - of my house."
The Guy's picks were based on thorough testing, ready availibility, and their ability to just make The Guy feel goooood.
What are they? Visit The Guy Not At OR's blog to learn. Okay, The Guy put a sample down below. Just to be cool.
About The Guy: With a ton of time on his hands (because he was Not At OR) The Guy was designed and built by a team of outdoor industry veterans. With a commitment to environmental stewardship, beer, and innovative designs, The Guy is now recognized as the industry leader in Not Going To OR.
Honorable Mention: The Espresso Machine
Jack me UP!
Oh, yes. Come to The Guy. First thing in the AM, roll out the bed, and – while still basking in one’s semi-comatose state – perk up a quadruple espresso and let the day roll. No lines at that booth for espressos from those guys making those clothes named after that Yosemite dude. No waiting for another mug.
Right here, right now. Features include a place to put the grounds, a place to pour the water in, and the steamer arm thing for those who feel coffee is somehow better watered down with milk. The Guy’s rating?
Five totally psyched Eruzionies. Dude is jacked UP!