Guy Not At OR Adds New Feature: Show Stoppers!

Best press release ever.

PLEASE, RELEASE ME:

Not Salt Lake City, UT – The Guy(s) Not At OR, desperate to compete with the OR Daily and that other online outdoor-industry news factory, have added a new feature to their insightful, in-depth, hard-hitting coverage of all things Not At OR.

ShowStoppers!.

Show Stoppers! are the things that stop The Guy(s) in their tracks – innovations, styles, whatevers – that get their attention as they wander around the pathways of Anywhere But The Salt Palace. The Guy(s) will drop them in whenever they feel like it. Or not.

“ShowStoppers!? First I’ve heard of this,” says The Guy(s)’s G2. “Sounds lame.”

“Totally NOT lame!” added The Guy(s)’s G1.

Asked to explain further, G2 rolled his eyes, grabbed some neon-bottomed skis, and headed back to the NoGo OnSnow DeMo. G1 piped in: “Show Stoppers! are the things that stop The Guy(s) in their tracks – innovations, styles, whatevers – that get their attention as they wander around the pathways of Anywhere But The SaltPalace.”

Watch for ShowStoppers! and other insightful coverage on The Guy(s)’s blog- guynotator.wordpress.com.

About The Guy(s) and Not At OR: Based in the Sierra Foothills northwest of Lake Tahoe, and in the shadow of Mt. Rainier in Puyallup (say it out loud – Puyallup – it’s fun), WA, The Guy(s) are a freelance copy writer and a freelance outdoor reporter who’ll pretty much write anything for money. Founded in January 2010, Not At OR is just that. They Guy(s) do not hate the real OR. They just like their own beds. Learn more about The Guy(s) by clicking here. Oops, not there, uhhh - here.

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